Q. What do you
call a fat
lady waiting for a bus?
A.
Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is
the difference
between
WATCH
& WIFE?
A
. Ek
Bigadti
hai to
'BANDH ' ho jati
hai....Doosri Bigadti
hai to
'SHUROO' ho jati
hai
Q. Doctor : App
ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD
GROUP
ek hi hai.
A
.. Man :
Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What's the
similarity
between
MOBILE
and MARRIAGE
?
A
. In both cases
you feel 'aur
thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
Q. Ek admi ne
sadhu
se kaha
, meri biwi bahut
pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye
bataiye
A
. Sadhu bola ,
Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon
banta?
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