Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Best IT mail Forward of the YEAR.... 3 Idiots Hindi version

The Best IT mail Forward of the YEAR....


Swarg ke dwar pe 3 log khade the.

God: Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

 

1st: Main Brahmin hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hakh hai....

 

2nd: Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hakh hai....

 

3rd: Maine IT MEIN JOB KIYA HAI aur....... ......

 

God: aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..? Andar aa ja.........Tere forwarded mails, follow-ups, bench pe 2 years, night shifts, PM se panga, CTC se jyaada deductions, pick-up drop ka lafda , Ladki na milne ki frustrations, client meetings, delivery dates, week-ends mein kaam etc etc!!!!.
mere ko senti kar diya yaar..aja jaldi andar aaja…...

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Funny One liners

1. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 
minute song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + 
own production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four 
hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace =

One sooraj Barjataya Film

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& the winner is .........

One S/W engineer + No work = Many forwards...........!!!!


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Friday, November 12, 2010

Good morning - Quotes