MUMBAI KA FUNDA....While Traveling by the Mumbai local trains......

Mumbai Ka Funda

 

While Traveling by the Mumbai local trains.....ALWAYS REMEMBER....

 

1) Never iron your shirt if you intend to travel during peak hours.

The packed train shall do the needful.

 

2) Thou shall buy a first class pass only if your company is paying

for it.

 

3) Else thou should be really rich with an annual income of at least

Rs.10 lakhs traveling by first class. Otherwise is a public crime.

 

4) Before getting off at a station always make sure to ask the person

ahead of you, "Uterega Kya?" This way you shall not feel left out.

 

5) If you happen to be one of those few gazillion, who travel by

train during peak hours, on a regular basis, do not spend money on

gymnasiums or health instructors. You will realize how effortlessly

and in an innovative manner, one can practice yoga while traveling.

 

6) If you have already started practicing this innovative yoga, see

to it that it remains within the confinements of the train

compartment. Try these steps anywhere else and you'll soon get

yourself locked up in a mental asylum.

 

7) Always push the person standing ahead of you. It is amusing when

the person ahead of you does not use a single word against you.

 

8) In case you happen to sweat or if your nose starts twitching, rub

 the desired body part on the clothes of the person standing closest

to you. Your hands are goanna be of no use to you at that time.

 

9) Make sure you are the tallest among those standing around you. It

affects you less when others have to bear the smell of your armpits.

 

10) Avoid traveling in slippers or sandals. It is an accepted fact

that someone always climbs on to your foot.

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